You wanted justice for Cecil, and boy have we delivered! Witness his Second Coming in “Cecil’s Revenge: Lion Rampage,” the most anticipated game ever about Cecil the Lion from the powerhouse team at Winosaur Studios.
Taking literally days to develop, the game features the most accurate simulation of a 13-year-old, male African lion ever created, along with breathtaking environments that reflect the actual landscapes where Cecil once lived. To create the savannas of Kenya, the research team at Winosaur Studios scoured the internet for hours, searching for realistic public domain pictures without copyright restrictions for commercial use. Realistic lion sounds were recorded in studio using extras from the 1981 Tippi Hedren movie “Roar.”
“The amount of hype surrounding the game is astronomical!” noted the lead programmer at Winosaur Studios, “We wanted to make the gameplay revolutionary, so we developed cutting-edge ‘Tap-to-Maul’ technology. I was pretty drunk during development, but I think it works okay.”
Additional extra-ROAR-dinary game features include:
- Tap-to-Maul Technology: Did we mention this one already? The faster you tap, the faster you murder!** - Neat In-Game Graphics: Who needs 4K resolution anyways? Our graphics are sure to amaze! - Original Sound FX: Watch out Foley! This town’s only big enough for one master of sound. - Endless Hours of Intense High-Scoring Fun - Drums!!! Make sure your sound is turned up to 11 when you play.
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